Clownpost

A post in social media that is stupid, cringeworthy, or just plain {BS}.

Gerry: Did you see Anton's latest social media post?
Nick: Nah, I'd rather not. They're all clownposts, I heard.

by Thats16myboi June 8, 2020

Clownpusher

A clownpusher is an individual ultimately struggling through varying degrees of nonsensical thinking, poor decision making, and even a lack of motor skills. These follies are often used as a means of making fun of or mocking an individual, for doing or saying something silly.

Person 1: I think pineapple on pizza is delicious!

Person 2: What the hell? You are a total clownpusher, bro.

by NotAClownpusher August 4, 2020

clownfister

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.

I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.

by driftin306 August 1, 2010

Clownboat

1. The mechanized helicopter flown by Bowser, King of the Koopas.

2. An insult.

1. Damn, I wonder what the Princess was doing when she popped out of Bowser's clownboat.

2. You are such a goddamn clownboat.

by Clownboat May 9, 2004

Clownstitute

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

Clownvoter

A clownvoter is someone who continually, passive aggressively downvotes on a social media platform

I’m being trolled by a clownvoter. Looks like the election brought out all the clownvoters

by Class versus sass October 19, 2019

Clownstep

A derogatory term used to refer to drum and bass, in the jump-up genre, that has an extremely simple bassline, and a swingbeat that sounds similar to a typical circus march.

Noisia, Tech Itch, Evol Intent and Photek are NOT Clownstep. They are actually the antithesis of Clownstep.

The best example of Clownstep would be Shimon and Andy C's Body Rock. Or Dillinja's Twist em out.

by Alex1134 February 16, 2013