Cloutposting

Cloutposting is a cancerous form of social media posting. Mostly occurs on instagram or twitter. It is where a user posts vintage or "aesthetic" pictures for seemingly no other reason than to somehow look cool by posting it.

Dude 1 - "hey why is that weird fashion kid posting random shit 100 times a day?"

Dude 2 - "He's cloutposting, he thinks that posting vintage pictures of punks from the 90's and designer brand posts will make him seem cool and aesthetic."

Cloutposting by The 69nd President of the US December 31, 2019

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Clitposting

A hyper accented exposition of the good life, often seen on social media platforms like Instagram, Lifestyle Clitposting will have your haters saying ‘that’s not real’.

My Facebook account is for political shitposting, my Instagram account is for lifestyle clitposting.

Clitposting by Hectocotylus3 October 14, 2022

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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