Clownstitute

Half clown half prostitute

This girl was clearly a clownstitute. Her makeup screamed clown and her skirt screamed hooker.

by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010

Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

constitute

To compose, form.

The three midgets constituted the human castle

by Larstait November 7, 2003

constitute

Where a prostitute is 'pro'
a constitute is 'con'.
A prostitute who does a bad job.

I can't believe i payed $1000 bucks for that constitute.

by coinroller August 23, 2007

Constitute

Constantinople + prostitute; a Turkish prostitute.

"Dang, that constitute was cray."

by T-Swig October 9, 2016

Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count

You clearly didn't read the whole thing.

Hym "Anything the would constitute admitting defeat doesn't count."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025