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clownfister

–noun
a person who fists clowns by inserting his or fist into their orifices for sexual purposes.
I saw Jeremy with a clown ramming his hand up its bum hole. He's such a clownfister.
by driftin306 August 1, 2010
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Clownfished

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.
I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.
by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021
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CLOWNSTER

To be different and to be unique from people eye. To take opportunity you get in life. Not caring want people think about you no matter what. When some says to turn left... Go right.

THAT A CLOWNSTER
THAT IS A CLOWNSTER (OR) BE A CLOWNSTER
by Follow me on ig @A.gotjokes September 8, 2017
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Cowfister

Cowfister is a term to inuslt Canadians
You dang non-American Cowfister!!
by braves21slash December 14, 2008
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clownfished

When a fat ugly girl keeps texting you and you give her all your friends numbers so she leaves you alone
"He keeps giving me his friends numbers, I hope im not getting clownfished"
by OG Bobby Johnson NIGGA February 27, 2014
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Clownfished

When an online account poses as a fellow clown to talk to other clowns, but turns out to be a normal weirdo with a clown fetish.
Figgy: "So I thought he was a professional clown looking to mentor me, but he was really just trying to get me to take off my clown shoes and see my feet"

Lulu: "ahh dude it sounds like you got clownfished"
by FiggyLuLu July 10, 2023
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Clownsterfuck

A situation that's mishandled as equal as a clusterfuck, but in a more ridiculous and amusing way.
A: Dude, did you see the news about the robbery? The guy only had a water gun! Not only that, when the police arrived the one on the megaphone spoke very little English...to a guy who was later reported to only know Chinese!

B: Damn...wow, it sounds fun to have watched, that's a real clownsterfuck.
by YackovFx April 14, 2025
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