Clownosexual

A sexual orientation in which a male is sexually attracted to cake faces and plastic fantastic women. He is repulsed by the sight of a natural woman.

Why do so many people hate on clownosexuals as being superficial and shallow? Some people happen to lose it at the smell of fresh collagen, it is like an aphrodisiac! They have an appreciation of the art behind real life human caricatures Chemical paint and new technology body sculpting is art on humans!

Clownosexual by van.de.la.savane February 26, 2015

conosexual 

One who enjoys taking a road cone, and simulating copulation by inserting it into another road cone held by their friend between their legs (this can be at the front or back).

God, I'm sooooo coney. Thrust your orange and white throbber into my cone.

conosexual by Con May 9, 2003

Clonosexual 

To have sex with ones clone.

Ben: I wonder if any of those guys in the clone army had sex with one another?
Sido-Dyas: Yeah that would make them a bunch of clonosexuals.

Clonosexual by WankerB December 14, 2013

ClownSexual 

ClownSexual is that u love Clowns,and that does not direcpect and belong to the LGBT+community!! its just for me:)

Friend:so u like Clowns huh?
Me:yup I love them im clownsexual jk

ClownSexual by Clownyismineubitch January 26, 2021

clomosexual

Classical Definition: n. A person who develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship with a favourite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

True Definition: n. A person who is so lonely but also fucked in the head that fancies themselves more than their preferred gender of sexual partners.
And will always be up for bukake as long as their clothes aren't ruined.

fUKiN GuY1:: Yo Dawg, $He Got $O VexeDD WeNNN Ah Wnt aWnn hUr Bra.

BLaZeD GUy2: BIatcHH Iz $uM $ORt O''' ClomoseXuAl. $houlDa ExPecTeD It JUs $IttiN ThUh YN hUr brA.

fUKiN guy1:: NAh,,,, Mah MUm'$ Nwt Diggggg Dat. $hE WeRE $hoWerin At DA tYm.

clomosexual by Allahn November 29, 2013

clonesexual 

When you find clone troopers from star wars very very hot

Oh Jerry came out as clonesexual so now he's being called gay

clonesexual by BryannaLoren December 21, 2023