Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
by rawr rawr rawr January 01, 2010
"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"
by Grinning Cat October 23, 2007
by m_kitsune June 15, 2004
humorous misspelling of "erection" that got memed into a real thing as a joke, but it's no longer funny. People try very hard to rise up to the top, then whoever wins at these "dick measuring contests" will usually screw us over and make a mess. Some weirdos like to watch them come and win
this election is painful to watch, these dickheads are really overcompensating with their absurd promises of growth, as if they'll be able to deliver
by cheese toastie with pickles October 04, 2021
A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.
Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
by DrIdiot September 01, 2004
A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."
by Nezbit-the-cat January 30, 2005
by perfectionistdevil January 21, 2006