clowns

the scariest fucking thing since bread.

clowns will eat me alive.

by FhillyMan September 15, 2003

clowns

Creatures which exist for the sole purpose of scaring the living daylights out of everyone.

can't sleep, clowns will eat me

by sumnox May 26, 2005

clowns

Malevolent creatures of pure, shrieking evil. They were formed uncountable eons ago by "HE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED" out of the nightmares of children and the ravings of madmen, then vomited out of the blackest pit of hell upon an unsuspecting, peaceful world. They serve their Dark Master by spreading despair, misery and hopelessness among the human race. You will know them by their ghoulishly painted death faces, their rainments of nausea inducing
colours, and their fondness for frightening babies. They can be driven away with a Crucifix, holy water, Bible or semi-automatic shotgun.

I would rather have the Aryan Brotherhood after me than be in a roomfull of clowns.

by weasel1969 March 03, 2008

clowns

The scariest things ever in existence. I can't even look at a picture of a clown without getting goosebumps. Don't even get me started with Pennywise(Stephen King you bastard).

I'm serious chris, if you show up this Holloween in a clown costume I'm going to cry.

by can't sleep clowns will eat me August 13, 2005

clowns

N. One who looks the fool

Clowner - one who clowns, or makes a clown of another.

Spot 'em... GOT 'EM! DAMN dood! You just got CLOWNED!

Oh man, that's some madd clownery.

You're excessive clowning is excessive.

by BrownHouse786 October 26, 2004

clowns

the whole one direction fandom

we're all clowns.

by harrysfeet May 22, 2020

clowns

A group of performers usually belonging to an organisation named a circus

Hellsos are a bunch of clowns that do things for clout, parker the clown is the biggest one there is

by absabbie July 01, 2019