by FhillyMan September 16, 2003
by sumnox May 24, 2005
Malevolent creatures of pure, shrieking evil. They were formed uncountable eons ago by "HE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED" out of the nightmares of children and the ravings of madmen, then vomited out of the blackest pit of hell upon an unsuspecting, peaceful world. They serve their Dark Master by spreading despair, misery and hopelessness among the human race. You will know them by their ghoulishly painted death faces, their rainments of nausea inducing
colours, and their fondness for frightening babies. They can be driven away with a Crucifix, holy water, Bible or semi-automatic shotgun.
colours, and their fondness for frightening babies. They can be driven away with a Crucifix, holy water, Bible or semi-automatic shotgun.
I would rather have the Aryan Brotherhood after me than be in a roomfull of clowns.
by weasel1969 March 04, 2008
The scariest things ever in existence. I can't even look at a picture of a clown without getting goosebumps. Don't even get me started with Pennywise(Stephen King you bastard).
by can't sleep clowns will eat me July 22, 2005
Spot 'em... GOT 'EM! DAMN dood! You just got CLOWNED!
Oh man, that's some madd clownery.
You're excessive clowning is excessive.
Oh man, that's some madd clownery.
You're excessive clowning is excessive.
by BrownHouse786 October 26, 2004
Hellsos are a bunch of clowns that do things for clout, parker the clown is the biggest one there is
by absabbie July 01, 2019