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Just a downright fool, someone who there's no other word for other than 'clown' it explains how stupid they can be and how little you think about them
Brad - I'm going to funnel a beer into my but like jackass
Brian - Wow dude you're a fucking clown
by b.esti January 03, 2010
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Creatures which exist for the sole purpose of scaring the living daylights out of everyone.
can't sleep, clowns will eat me
by sumnox May 23, 2005
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(kloun) noun
1. Someone who is a joke
2. Someone who thinks they are important but messes everything up
I can't believe they put Wilson in charge of anything, he screws up everything he does. That guy is a clown.
by Jeckell February 24, 2009
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the most evil and revolting creatures ever to be placed on this foul wretched earth.
oh my god a clown is going to eat me (not like that you sick fucks)
by Fieldy November 28, 2003
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A wack muthafucka and/or a straight up moron. Someone who is a complete joke to everyone around them. People labelled as clowns are so wack or stupid that no one takes them seriously and just laughs at them, just like a circus clown. If you get called a clown and you're not an actual circus clown, you must respond with instant hostility or else you might as well join the circus.
Guy #1: That guy always says he's the biggest gangsta and balla out there, but he just collects welfare and never even did a crime.
Guy #2: Yeah, he ain't nothing but a fucking clown.

Guy #3: I wanted to rob a store with my boys, but they kept convincing me to rob my girlfriend's house instead. I just wanted to fit in with the group so I just followed along.
Guy #4: You for real? You're a bigger clown than I thought.

Guy #5: Hey bro, someone at the club called me a clown the other night.
Guy #6: Did you stand up for yourself at least? If not, you might as well join the circus muthafucka, I ain't chillin with someone labelled as a complete joke who can't be taken for real.
by Yolen July 04, 2013
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Malevolent creatures of pure, shrieking evil. They were formed uncountable eons ago by "HE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED" out of the nightmares of children and the ravings of madmen, then vomited out of the blackest pit of hell upon an unsuspecting, peaceful world. They serve their Dark Master by spreading despair, misery and hopelessness among the human race. You will know them by their ghoulishly painted death faces, their rainments of nausea inducing
colours, and their fondness for frightening babies. They can be driven away with a Crucifix, holy water, Bible or semi-automatic shotgun.
I would rather have the Aryan Brotherhood after me than be in a roomfull of clowns.
by John M .Hanna March 03, 2008
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