A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.

The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.

Clowns Pocket by Toosh April 9, 2008

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Midtown Clowns

Reside or claim to reside within the historic area of Westport, Kansas City, MO and surrounding neighborhoods. The ever-changing social circle of pseudo-hipsters who hate on anyone who isn't within earshot at the moment . Usually wear head-to-toe thrift store items much to their detriment. Smell distinctly of desperation tinged day old liquor intermingling with soured dreams. Any out of towner would be amused yet simultaneously aghast when inundated with their deluded self important bullshit. Literally walking, talking, puking contradictions of independent reason, thought, knowledge and accountability.

I'd go to the show tonight but I have feeling it will be crawling with Midtown Clowns, best not to stir up the herd.

Midtown Clowns by Nyukaah January 20, 2010

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Clownservative

Those who deny scientific facts such as coronavirus, global warming, and a round earth. See also: anti-maskers, karens, flat earther.

These republicans are such clownservatives...

Clownservative by The Man the Myth the Meatball July 16, 2020

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Clowns Kitchen

Any McDonalds Store

Person a; Whatcha going to cook for dinner?
Person b; Nuddin, going to the Clowns Kitchen
Person A; Ah McDonalds Got enough for two?

Clowns Kitchen by Anecdotal November 28, 2012

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