Clownslut
Coined by a lot of clownxiao haters. This motherfucker is the same as uwucutesingle and RebootedPoppy but 10x worse. Find her house and burn that motherfucking bitch right now!
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Clownslut
Coined by a lot of clownxiao haters. This motherfucker is the exact same is uwucutesingle and RebootedPoppy. Find that bitch's house and burn that motherfucker!
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Clownslut • ClownSlut69 • conslutant • coinslut • Cornslut • cowslut • clownskull • Consluting • clownhut • clownlet
clownsumer
(n). An American consumer that buys unnecessary things on credit they shouldn't have in the first place.
Man, my next door neighbor is such a clownsumer. He bought a brand new Hummer and a Corvette with a HELOC he took out on his house, and he only makes $40k a year.
clownsumer by Jekyll Island December 9, 2008
Consluting
When a friend advises another friend on how to best obtain sex and/or sexual acts from a member of the opposite sex.
Consluting by Hilly2008 December 9, 2008
Clownstitute
Clownstitute by Fresh2Def234 February 16, 2010
clownsourcing
the act of outsourcing tasks, traditionally performed by an employee or contractor, to an undefined, large group of clowns, through an open call.
clownsourcing depends essentially on the fact that because it is an open call to an undefined group of people, it gathers those who are least fit to perform tasks, unable solve complex problems and contribute with the most idiotic ideas.
clownsourcing depends essentially on the fact that because it is an open call to an undefined group of people, it gathers those who are least fit to perform tasks, unable solve complex problems and contribute with the most idiotic ideas.
I used clownsourcing to save on software development. I got back some code that could only have been developed by folks wearing floppy shoes and big red noses. The code even had a "do you want fries with that?" subroutine. Never underestimate the wisdom of the clown.
clownsourcing by HDiaz55 November 30, 2011
conslutant
1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.
conslutant by Cap July 1, 2004
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