godfather of love

A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.

My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 25, 2018

Philbert

An odd person who does crazy things.

OG: Did you hear Jack ate some trash in the lunch room because they didn’t have any cream for his coffee?

G: He’s a full on Philbert!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

ice witch

A woman who is simultaneously cold-hearted, scheming and evil.

Little G: How the hell was that woman able to get roger's entire fortune and leave him broke when she's not even married to him?

Big G: She's definitely an ice witch!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 02, 2020

count crackula

A derogatory term referring to someone in charge of a small crew of drug runners.

Look, there goes count crackula and his wanna be's!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 02, 2017

espcian

Someone who has psychic powers to such a degree that they seem to be a whole different species.

OG: Isn’t that the lady who told you not to take that plane and then it crashed?

G; Yeah she’s a real ESPcian!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

dramaland

any place where drama queens live or gather is a dramaland.

"OMG Elvira, the salon I go to is such a dramaland!"

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

alternative facts

A bald face lie usually told by someone who is either delusional or a psychopathic liar.

Trump's Press Secretary often cites alternative facts during press conferences.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017