Philbert

An odd person who does crazy things.

OG: Did you hear Jack ate some trash in the lunch room because they didn’t have any cream for his coffee?

G: He’s a full on Philbert!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

butterfly (female)

An unattractive woman who is in a temporary state of desirability and tries to have sex with as many attractive men as she can before her desirability fades away.

G: Look at that woman OMG I think that's my future wife!
OG: You'd better be attracted to more than her looks G, she's a butterfly (female).

by theauthormarkwilkins February 18, 2018

trump booty

A trump booty is a condition in which your booty gets wrinkled and grows orange hair.

Mrs. Boogie was afraid to go skinny dipping because she didn't want anyone to know that she has trump booty.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 02, 2017

Blogzine

A blog that is done in a magazine format.

Gil's gossip blog became a Gossip King blogzine and now he's getting more views and ad money.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 02, 2020

Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

idiotspeak

The language of idiots throughout the globe.

Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

mld: masters in life degree

When someone grows into a better person from lessons learned through their life experiences.

Hurricane Harvey put me through a lot of crap but I got an MLD: Masters in Life Degree as a result.

by theauthormarkwilkins October 09, 2017