theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

godfather of love

A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.

My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 24, 2018

trumpphrase

Phrases commonly used by Donald Trump.

"This I can tell you", "You'll find out" and "We have the greatest people", are all examples of a Trumpphrase.

by theauthormarkwilkins July 31, 2019

trumpnasty

Someone who has reached new and unprecedented heights of nastiness.

When he characterized the dying, crippled, 13 year old artist's entire life's work as a heaping pile of crap he was beyond nasty, he was trumpnasty!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

idiotspeak

The language of idiots throughout the globe.

Idiot: Whad he sey?
G: Let me translate that into idiotspeak for you: Doy, doy, doy, duh... uhh... whatever!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 16, 2017

trump booty

A trump booty is a condition in which your booty gets wrinkled and grows orange hair.

Mrs. Boogie was afraid to go skinny dipping because she didn't want anyone to know that she has trump booty.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

clownsident

When a clown becomes president of any business, organization of nation.

Did you hear about the new clownsident that moved into the oval office?

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017