theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

shrivler

Someone who is old and really shriveled up and wrinkled.

I saw your granny at the public pool . Boy is she a shrivler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

homiespeak

the language of the homies.

G: Say bro, got some extra cheddar you can slide my way?
Old Mr. Poindexter: Eh? Sorry sonny, I can't understand homiespeak!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

Trump Care

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.

OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

alternative facts

A bald face lie usually told by someone who is either delusional or a psychopathic liar.

Trump's Press Secretary often cites alternative facts during press conferences.

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

trumpquake

The devastation caused by Trump and his executive orders.

OG: How the hell did half of your family get deported?
G: We suffered a trumpquake!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

godfather of love

A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.

My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 24, 2018