theauthormarkwilkins's definitions

Trump Phone

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.

OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017

trumpphrase

Phrases commonly used by Donald Trump.

"This I can tell you", "You'll find out" and "We have the greatest people", are all examples of a Trumpphrase.

by theauthormarkwilkins July 31, 2019

trump booty

A trump booty is a condition in which your booty gets wrinkled and grows orange hair.

Mrs. Boogie was afraid to go skinny dipping because she didn't want anyone to know that she has trump booty.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

trumpnasty

Someone who has reached new and unprecedented heights of nastiness.

When he characterized the dying, crippled, 13 year old artist's entire life's work as a heaping pile of crap he was beyond nasty, he was trumpnasty!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

trumpquake

The devastation caused by Trump and his executive orders.

OG: How the hell did half of your family get deported?
G: We suffered a trumpquake!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

dramadaddy

The male equivalent of a drama mama.

"OMG, Mona, my Teddy is such a dramadaddy, He throws a tantrum if our son misses a basket in a pickup game!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 27, 2017

edgeucation

An innovative type of instruction that yields so much insight, it is on the cutting edge of something new and wonderful.

Jake didn't just get an education at that school, he got an Edgeucation.

by theauthormarkwilkins September 2, 2017