57 definitions by theauthormarkwilkins

Philbert

OG: Did you hear Jack ate some trash in the lunch room because they didn’t have any cream for his coffee?

G: He’s a full on Philbert!

“He gave me a coption, rat my homies out or go to jail.”

by theauthormarkwilkins September 17, 2017

Anytime being involved with a person, pace or thing is beneath your dignity.

I would wear the shirt that my friend got me but I don’t feel like being loweredd.

A guy whose ability to romance and seduce is so strong that he raises romance and seduction to an art form.

My man is so sexy and attentive to my needs that he's a real godfather of love!

A trump booty is a condition in which your booty gets wrinkled and grows orange hair.

Mrs. Boogie was afraid to go skinny dipping because she didn't want anyone to know that she has trump booty.

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

OG: Did you hear that Freddy got a perfect score on the SAT?
G: Yeah, he's a real homestein!.