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A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.
The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.
by Toosh April 09, 2008
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A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume
I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.
by Tello August 15, 2006
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A very very loose minge.
When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket!
by ChrisJB August 10, 2006
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A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.
'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'

'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'
by Ian S Copp March 22, 2006
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A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume
Colleen Hopkins' clown's pocket smells like a Tauntaun.
by HelpDickStuckinCow August 21, 2015
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