A Clown is born inside of a traffic cone on the side of a freeway, and then is born out of the cone and collects miscelaneous garbage strew along the freeway and with it creates a small, hovel like dwelling. Then, after it reaches it's teenage years, which is about three seconds after building it's dwelling, it looks for a mate in a circus. He attracts the mate by swinging his rubber chicken in the air while standing on one leg and singing a heavy metal version of "Yankee Doodle". After it "claims a mate" (HOMG SECKS) it then returns to it's dwelling and -insert shameful imagination here-. Afterwards, the female lays her cones along the freeway on which she was born, and they proceed to egg cars from a freeway overpass, then attack the police officer who investigaes the disturbance and run to the nearest childens party so that they can explode in a shower of organs.
"Holy Shit, CLOWNS!!!"
by Yagatzi September 14, 2005
Get the Clownsmug. by JarvisBanned May 29, 2020
Get the Clownsmug. Person 1: Hey, do you know the meaning of clowns??
Me: Yh, clowns are also known as Stays who got clowned by Chan's hair :
Me: Yh, clowns are also known as Stays who got clowned by Chan's hair :
by straykidstays September 8, 2019
Get the Clownsmug. by jaewonae March 19, 2019
Get the Clownsmug. by fucking shit head counbastard December 1, 2019
Get the Clowned onmug. Just a downright fool, someone who there's no other word for other than 'clown' it explains how stupid they can be and how little you think about them
by b.esti January 3, 2010
Get the clownmug. by wonipil June 27, 2019
Get the clownmug.