clownsident
clownsident by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017
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Clowncident
Mike: When we were camping Jane managed to get her hair caught in the tent zipper.
Bob: That sounds like a complete clowncident.
Bob: That sounds like a complete clowncident.
Clowncident by Staje July 19, 2010
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Consident by belvemoose January 10, 2011
clowncidence
A coincidence involving clowns.
It was a clowncidence that Cindy the clown married Nathan the clown with out even knowing he was a clown.
clowncidence by ratsnot April 25, 2008
clownfidence
noun; the quality of having misplaced confidence in a losing argument, to the point of becoming hilarious to the audience.
"That flat-earther sure has so much clownfidence, they made me pee my pants with that diagram of a space pizza"
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