Clownsona

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.

"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Your Clownsona fits you very well."

by SymbolTheClown May 15, 2017

Clownsona

A Clownsona is a Clown personality that anyone can create and customize to represent themselves in Clown form.

"Why don't you create a Clownsona?"

"Clownsonas are a type of persona."

by SymbolTheClown May 16, 2017

Clownboat

1. The mechanized helicopter flown by Bowser, King of the Koopas.

2. An insult.

1. Damn, I wonder what the Princess was doing when she popped out of Bowser's clownboat.

2. You are such a goddamn clownboat.

by Clownboat May 9, 2004

Clowngina

A woman who simply cannot say "No" to having kids. Particularly, the type of woman who will punch out kid after kid after kid because "God" and/or her husband think it's a nifty-keen idea. A combination of the words clown and vagina.

Michelle Duggar is such a clowngina, she's given birth to her own coed football team.

by Synthaetica September 16, 2009

ClownMonger

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

clownsourcing

the act of outsourcing tasks, traditionally performed by an employee or contractor, to an undefined, large group of clowns, through an open call.

clownsourcing depends essentially on the fact that because it is an open call to an undefined group of people, it gathers those who are least fit to perform tasks, unable solve complex problems and contribute with the most idiotic ideas.

I used clownsourcing to save on software development. I got back some code that could only have been developed by folks wearing floppy shoes and big red noses. The code even had a "do you want fries with that?" subroutine. Never underestimate the wisdom of the clown.

by HDiaz55 November 30, 2011

Clownsong

A website of a man forcing his butthole open to a size greater than a bowling ball, while very entertaining circus music is playing in the background.

Dude 1: "Yo Zach I just had the biggest crap! My anus was like Clownsong!"

Dude 2: "That crap must have been huge!"

by MikeTdawgg November 11, 2012