Kitchen

A mysterious place full of sharp, pointed objects, deadly gas-operated incinerators, things that go 'ping' and a big, cold wardrobe full of beer which is the only true incentive for entering the room in the first place
by Anony! November 24, 2004
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Where the goods are cooked, things are shipped/delivered, people get swerved, and basically all the dope shit happens. Sometimes referred to as the bakery.
Cook1: I'll be right back, I gotta go whip up some boulder in the kitchen.

Dude1: Pass the blunt first, nigga!
by sunstir June 20, 2010
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A state of hightened excitement, or non-sobriety. Often during the day. Reflects the disorder often found in a kitchen.
This fool is shmacked.”

“No bro, he’s KITCHENED
by fadedbitch November 02, 2018
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The hair line on the back of ones neck. Where excess hair grows on ones neck that is not needed.
"Hey man, will you clean my kitchen? Its looking pretty mangled"

"Damn my kitchen is dirty, can you clean it up?"

"Dude just got my kitchen cleaned, its looking money."
by Tails07 March 28, 2009
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Guy 1: Hey man, did you know woman spelled backwards is kitchen?
Guy 2: Dude I never noticed! That's hilarious!
Woman 1: No it is not! Woman spelled backwards is Namow
by Weedledick March 22, 2011
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it means you have nappy hair in the way back right above yo, neck.
Damn you gotta a kitchen back there time 4 a perm!!
by Taylor November 26, 2003
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A cocky son of bitch who resides in east hartford and is a 2010 alumnist of a school where his presence was constantly know. Usally seen with a hat on and a look like he has no idea what is going on. Currentley a student at the catholic university of america even tho he is constatly complaining about it and wished he had gone to Texas where he never even applied. Also know for his keen wandering eye that is usally locked on to a far from attractive chick.
Kid 1: Hey did u meet that kid Kitchen yet?
Kid 2: Yea I walked in on him catching a beat in his room.
Kid 1: Yea thats him!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Kitchen?
Guy 2: Yea he is creeping on some grenades outside while chain-smoking!
Guy 1: Go figure!
by An admirer of his life September 14, 2010
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