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Chumpslut 

An Individual who engages in suboptimal activity especially socially and physically. In addition to this behavior they hold a low standard of excellence for their body and mind and settle for chump-hood.
dude, my friend stopped lifting, started sleeping during school, and became antisocial, isn't that so chumply
ngl dude, that sounds more like a chumpslut to me
yeah probably we've all been there tho
k sick
Chumpslut by anonymous November 12, 2022
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chumpsketball 

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group
I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!
chumpsketball by kmfrayed April 18, 2012

personal cumslut 

a girl who will do anything to make her man shoot his load
Jill is Jacks personal cumslut
personal cumslut by watatwa August 30, 2016
Anyone with an obsession with consuming cum and having cum ejaculated in and on their body, face, and hair, but the term usually denotes submissive wives who actively crave the cum of their Dominant husbands. Cumsluts generally especially desire swallowing cum and having it all over their faces (see Facials). If their Dominant enjoys giving cum, the location of his choosing generally becomes the priority, but they crave cum independently. Cumsluts are even occasionally edged to the brink of orgasm or beyond simply by receiving cum. Many Dominants regard cumsluts as the highest tier of submissive provided their obedience and loyalty are on point as with any submissive.
Jill is Jack's personal cumslut. He cums on her whenever he wants and if she hasn't had any in a while she begs to swallow.
Cumslut by Vantablack October 8, 2019

Compslut 

Someone who becomes sexually aroused by computer parts or data. Specifically female, often horny and generally assumed to be attractive.
Is that compslut still getting off on her new PC?
Compslut by Smorko April 28, 2006

Cumslut Wife

When you find a man you trust, would marry in a heartbeat and push each others sexual boundaries... the wife realises for the very first time that she has an addiction to her husbands cum, addicted to getting it out of his body anyway she can and having it anywhere on her body is the most grateful way to say thank you.
My cumslut wife needs to milk every last drop of my hot, wet sperm tonight.
Cumslut Wife by Willysslut June 8, 2018

Chugslut 

Jeep Brennan (my neighbor) will chug anything if a group of 3 or more people (including females) is chanting his name.
Oh man did you see jeep chug that green tea, he is such a CHUGSLUT

What a CHUGSLUT, he chugged that whole four loko
Chugslut by Brosiden Bro Job April 22, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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