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A convenient person to have as a friend as they live near you
-dude lets chill we live so close, we're neighbors it'll be easy
Neighbor by Hey Judy January 16, 2009
People who live adjacent to you.

They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.

They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.

Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.
Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.
neighbor by JakeStar April 28, 2005
A term used to describe a non-live-in sexual partner w/out publicly admitting a committed relation. Similar to room-mate w/ the exception that each partner maintains a separate residence, generally w/in close proximity to each other. Commonly used at bars when attempting to gain a new sexual partner when questioned about a current one. Used by both men and women, most commonly heard in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Sorry I missed your call.. i was having diner w/ my neighbor.

OMG, so I've been hanging out w/ my neighbor, and he just asked if I'd be his room-mate!

I can't go out to night, I'm going to the movies w/ my neighbor.

Oh.. she's just my neighbor.
neighbor by deadwait March 8, 2009
Another word for a nigger. Used in the work place so your boss doesnt fire you.
Look over there, those lazy neighbors arent doing a damn thing
neighbor by hate thy neighbor March 4, 2009
To force-feed a kid some grass, make him chew the dog shit off your lawn while you penetrate them anally, strip him naked in your home, and try to suck his dick with a vacuum cleaner. If his dick is ripped off within five seconds, rape him again and fire a gun next to his ear until he goes deaf. Make him down every bottle of alcohol you have and penetrate him in his eye sockets as hard as possible. Finish the act off by shoving him in a toilet and throwing shit at him while yelling slurs and insults (not that he'll hear them). Make him eat the shit afterwards, ejaculate and vomit in his mouth and on his face, shove Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass, and have everything on camera.
Neighbor your neighbors' kids for some free porn.
Neighbor by Yopmail User July 3, 2023