chumpelstilts
chumpelstilts by doodxor July 20, 2003
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Campelstiltskin
Player 1: "runs up to a 1 way room, places claymore... and crouches.
Player 2: "runs into the room and dies from claymore" WOW CAMPELSTILTSKIN!
Player 2: "runs into the room and dies from claymore" WOW CAMPELSTILTSKIN!
Campelstiltskin by Campelstiltskin December 3, 2010
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chumplestiltskin
noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.
chumplestiltskin by sandspit September 17, 2007
crumplestiltskin
Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.
crumplestiltskin by ptoohey October 6, 2006
Cumpelstiltskin
Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for cum.
you know whats good with Yoo-Hoo?.... some cum
like Cumpelstiltskin?
Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.
like Cumpelstiltskin?
Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.
Cumpelstiltskin by Chief BT March 12, 2010
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