chumpelstilts

a variation on the word chump. replacing the "rumpel" in rumpelstilts to produce chumpelstilts.

dood, you freakin' chumpelstilts...

by doodxor July 20, 2003

Campelstiltskin

One who camps ALL THE TIME in first person shooters.

Player 1: "runs up to a 1 way room, places claymore... and crouches.
Player 2: "runs into the room and dies from claymore" WOW CAMPELSTILTSKIN!

by Campelstiltskin December 3, 2010

chumplestiltskin

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.

I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.

by sandspit September 17, 2007

crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

by ptoohey October 6, 2006

Cumpelstiltskin

Cumpelstilskin is a dwarfish creature that appears to satify the needs of the whores throughout the community. He resembles our favorite childhood fairy tale creature Rumpelstiltskin, however instead of spinning straw into gold, he spins fecal matter into cum. The gift of spinning fecal matter into cum is seen as a metaphor for the value of fecal matter, and the need for cum.

you know whats good with Yoo-Hoo?.... some cum

like Cumpelstiltskin?

Yes, Cumpelstiltskin. Cumpelstiltskin's a good man, and so are you.

by Chief BT March 12, 2010

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021