chumpslap

Combination of a bitch and pimp slap.

That kind of slap you give when your hoe is acting like a bitch. A Chumpslap can also be used to describe the most violent way to slap a Chump.

by azabala August 7, 2006

cumslappet

A dude that has just finished the greatest of male orgasms but it doesn't out penis it comes out the mouth.

Brian cumslappeted that old man on the road.

by Squich April 21, 2017

cumslap

The act of cumming in your cupped hand and then lightly slapping your partner in order to splatter jizz over her face. An original move of Muscat Private School, Oman gentlemen. Usually performed when she tells you to NOT cum on her face.

That bitch got cumslapped!

by Abdul Salam June 17, 2007

Chumpstain

A shit smear on your asscrack or in your drawers that includes a non-shit chunk. Said chunk can consist of chile seeds, any tree nut, undigested items (including paper, metal and wood), Capt'n Crunch and more. This does not include klingons.

I hate doing laundry because dad always has chumpstains in his underpants.

Dude, I went to eat Erin's pussy and the bitch had a gnar chumpstain! She must wipe from back to front.

by archscientist March 2, 2010

Chumpslow

Describes a chump who walks way to slow. Can be used in place of “Slower than a dead turtle”.

Jordan is a chumpslow.

by John Roma July 6, 2019

Chumpstart

The act of placing ones flacid penile shaft into a women's vaginal crevice to achieve an erection to further continue in the pleasureful act known as "sex" successfully and proudly.

Ladies and gentlemen Chumpstart your engines

by georgekic November 30, 2010

Chumpstain

a twit or muppet.

File this report, chumpstain!

by Larry King September 15, 2003