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You chumps don't have a clue what this guy is up to.
by Light Joker April 21, 2005
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A sucka that tries to act cool, but is really a fool and tries to act tough, but really isn't
1.Person who says they have a million dollars but is really poor. 2.Person who says they kill you with a gun, but the only gun they have is a plastic one.
by Mike November 04, 2003
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Man that kid Carson doesn’t understand anything I tel him. He’s a chump.
by chumpster500 January 16, 2022
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chump (n.) -

1. A person who missed the point, or otherwise acted dumb with or without intending to. A dolt, idiot, etc.

2. A person who is being unnecessarily condescending or disdainful, often because of their own internalized judgmental opinions.

3. A person of self-supposed importance, who often has a snooty personality. They use things only as long as it keeps them looking cool, and they consider everything disposable, people included.

A younger chump often wears a popped collar or whatever he or she thinks is on the forefront of the newest cool trend (e.g. j. crew, notice the disdainful attitude in the example of that definition.)
There are often overlaps of people in this category and in the frat daddy category.

Note: Not all who wear J. Crew are chumps.
1. "Dude, she's been looking at you all night, go talk to her already. Stop being such a chump."

2. "C'mon man, he missed the shot, no big deal. Don't be a chump about it."

3. "Why would you ever want to move to Greenwich, that place is just a chump breeding ground."
by cnmne June 10, 2010
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1. Any member or advocate of the US Republican Party. 2. A person who watches Fox News as a legitimate source of news. 3. Any American political conservative who lacks critical thinking skills, is willfully ignorant and proud of it, and is easily duped by emotional appeals to patriotism and moral values from leaders who are invariably charlatans and hypocrites.
1. My neighbor is a chump because he voted for Ronald Reagan and both Bushes. 2. My co-worker is a chump for Fox News. 3. Karl Rove, Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh have job security because of all of the chumps who continue to listen to them without questioning what they are saying.
by Joe the Dumber July 26, 2010
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basically a bitch, pussy, nobody likes you, etc...
george bush is a chump
by a;sfda;dfbj December 15, 2008
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also, verb: (usually in past tense) to be made a fool of.
Dude, that fool walked out after me and I chumped him.

I got chumped into giving that bitch everything.
by Big Tim July 19, 2004
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