hunanakoka

exaggerated claims of genital endowment

he is definitely hunanakoka. he had to tell me when it was all the way in.

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

wax and wash

Masturbating with silicone lube. Feels awesome but requires soapy water as part of cleanup.

He's going to get caught on one of those bathroom runs after a Wax and Wash.

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Hair Child

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

by kmfrayed April 29, 2012

Mangrum

to be held up long enough for your lunch to spoil

not necessarily pejorative

That lecture was so Mangrum my sandwich was rancid

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Cummy Buttons

Unintentional ejaculation caused by repeated stimulation of buttons on a shirt. Often happens in extra excited pre-penetration conditions of clothing removal

guy 1: I got some last night
guy 2: she said it was Cummy Buttons

guy 1: *runsaway* *cry*

by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

Beautiful

fair

guy 1: she is fair
guy 2: huh
guy 1: beautiful. that's the proper use of fair

by kmfrayed February 17, 2012

chumpsketball

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group

I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!

by kmfrayed April 18, 2012