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Chumplet 

a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies
Awww, that toad's a chumplet.
Chumplet by LBE May 14, 2006
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chumplet 

An exceptionally small variety of chump, ranging from gullible children, stupid animals, or foolish midgets.
Hey, look - those children are climbing into that white, windowless, unmarked van. What chumplets.
chumplet by Brash December 9, 2008
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chumplet 

a complete chump one who is a fool and should be told so
Man Joey is such a chumplet, he should leave and go home.
chumplet by Andrew October 9, 2004
Nadir took a massive chumple, don't go in there

The crazy bitch asked for a Portuguese breakfast, so I chumpled in her mouth
chumple by Biggie Jesus March 6, 2011

chumplestiltskin 

noun: somewhat harmless older man that gets loud and threatening in public in an empty show of bravado.
I think that group of skateboarders are put the hurt on that crazy chumplestiltskin.
chumplestiltskin by sandspit September 17, 2007

Chumpette 

Lady version of the term 'chump' meaning: one who makes foolish decisions, or acts with great stupidity.
Megan was such a chumpette for crashing right before the finish of the race.
Chumpette by AlkalineWinter September 5, 2013

chumpette 

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.
Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.
chumpette by Brash December 9, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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