Chumph 

A word used when playing tennis whilst hitting the ball

* Ball comes towards you *
'' CHUMPH!!!!!''
*Ball gets hit back *

Chumph by Death_Angel22 June 25, 2005

chump pump 

When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.

I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore

chump pump by athena2013 November 17, 2013

chumpsketball 

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group

I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!

chumpsketball by kmfrayed April 18, 2012

real time chump 

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

real time chump by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018

trump a chump 

To take advantage of another who is less powerful, too trusting, and who needs something from you.

It’s hard to resist a round of trump a chump when someone is that hungry for the money and the spotlight.

trump a chump by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2018

chumped 

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.

Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.

chumped by running out of patience February 28, 2009

21 Chump Street 

A 15-minute musical written by Lin-Manuel Miranda in 2014, based on a true story - similar to 21 Jump Street.
The musical is about Justin Laboy; who was an honor roll student in is last semester at Park Vista Community High School. He had fallen in love with a transfer student of the name Naomi Rodriguez - who was secretly a 25-year old undercover female officer from the Palm Beach Police Force. She was sent to PVCHS on the plan Operation D- to find out if anyone was buying and/or selling drugs on school property.
Justin had spent days trying to figure out how to win over Naomi - completely unaware of Operation D-, and when Naomi had asked if Justin smoked weed, Justin had instantly thought that she was looking for some drugs. He thought that if he got some for Naomi, he would win over her heart.
However, after Justin had given Naomi a baggie of marijuana, Naomi fled the school and the cops arrested Justin - along with several others from different schools. (Operation D- didn't only target PVCHS) Justin was put in jail for 1 week, and had three year's probation. No one has heard from "Naomi" after the incident, and 21 Chump Street is a well known musical amongst fans of Lin-Manuel Miranda.

*Nayomi has joined the chat*
Ariana: Nayomi, I know there's a reason you were transferred here to me.
Ariana: Nayomi, I know there's a reason this isn't luck, it's destiny.
Ariana: Nayomi, you know me - will you go to prom with me?
Nayomi: Everytime, someone just has to mention 21 Chump Street...
Nayomi: IF I GO TO PROM WITH YOU, WILL YOU STOP ASKING THAT?
Ariana: YES
Nayomi: Fine, I'll go to prom with you.
Ariana: *three days later* NAYOMI-
*The End*

21 Chump Street by Helpless Unicorn 💜 August 27, 2017