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Chumphries

Kris Humphries must really feel like a chump after his 72 day marriage to Kim Kardashian.
"A 20.5 ct ring, a televised wedding, man she really played that dude like a Chumphries"
by Utleygirl November 6, 2011
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Kris Humphriesing

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."
Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!
by potofgold December 11, 2012
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Kris Humphries

Will Kris Humphries' basketball career ever be taken seriously? I doubt it.
by mtf November 18, 2011
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chumpsies

Chumpsies is used to point out when someone is embarrassed, defeated, or tricked.
You just tripped! Chumpsies...haha chumpsies!
by Chieftan August 8, 2006
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chumphrey

Skinny black man who is self proclained "GANGSTER", but more accurately described as a wangster. One who constantly talks about boning down asians but couldnt break the back of a skinny white girl.
Quit acting like a chumphrey and looking at cars you cant afford on craigslist!!
by RandollBars March 29, 2009
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Rusty Humphries

Similar to a rusty trombone, but masturbational, requiring you to perform with your head entirely up your own ass and an audience of 1 - 2 people.
by Non Urban July 11, 2009
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Justin Humphries

Sexy man with attractive goatee, Steelers fan and everyone loves him
Justin Humphries is the sexiest man i have ever met in my entire life
by pittsburgh000 June 3, 2010
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