TeaInTheMoment's definitions

nuthin' muffin

An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.

I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.

Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.

by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021

Let's do this like Buddhists

A phrase used to indicate one is ready, willing, and able to do something in a peaceful, zen-like manner.

Sharla: Are you ready to leave for the store?
Peter: Let's do this like Buddhists.

by TeaInTheMoment January 18, 2021

day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.

I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.

by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018

HAndroid

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.

Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.

by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017

oof

A response along the lines of "oh geez" or facepalm.

Alexandria: Mom just got arrested for riding her bike outside during a quarantine.
Matt: oof

by TeaInTheMoment March 19, 2020

notification insomnia

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.

Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

cutest little Buddhist

A term of endearment for people and/or animals while they're in a calm state-of-mind.

Cat: Meow, purr.....
Cat Owner: Awww, you're the cutest little Buddhist.

by TeaInTheMoment August 19, 2021