TeaInTheMoment's definitions

afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021

cutest little Buddhist

A term of endearment for people and/or animals while they're in a calm state-of-mind.

Cat: Meow, purr.....
Cat Owner: Awww, you're the cutest little Buddhist.

by TeaInTheMoment August 19, 2021

nuthin' muffin

An alternative phrase to "nothing burger" for plant-based individuals used to express disappointment after a much-anticipated event.

I was excited to see (insert name of whatever one was anticipating) but it turned out to be a big ol' nuthin' muffin.

Terry turned out to be a nuthin' muffin; I can't believe I thought spending time with them would be awesome.

by TeaInTheMoment March 10, 2021

Let's do this like Buddhists

A phrase used to indicate one is ready, willing, and able to do something in a peaceful, zen-like manner.

Sharla: Are you ready to leave for the store?
Peter: Let's do this like Buddhists.

by TeaInTheMoment January 18, 2021

oof

A response along the lines of "oh geez" or facepalm.

Alexandria: Mom just got arrested for riding her bike outside during a quarantine.
Matt: oof

by TeaInTheMoment March 19, 2020

narcolapsy

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.

A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)

Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

notification insomnia

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.

Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019