HAndroid

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.

Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.

by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017

the neighbs

A shortened form of "the neighborhood".

I'm going for a quick stroll around the neighbs before it gets dark; wanna come?

by TeaInTheMoment September 02, 2018

sleepwait

The act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for something or some one.

1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.

2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?

3) John: wyd?

Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here

by TeaInTheMoment August 09, 2017

hulu-loser

A person who doesn't watch live TV preferring to wait until the video-on-demand service hulu airs the program.

The antithesis of a real time chump

Matt's mom is a real hulu-loser; she can never discuss what was on last night because she has to wait until it's on hulu.

by TeaInTheMoment February 04, 2018

oof

A response along the lines of "oh geez" or facepalm.

Alexandria: Mom just got arrested for riding her bike outside during a quarantine.
Matt: oof

by TeaInTheMoment March 19, 2020

I'm out

Used to convey "It's over between us" or "I'm officially breaking up with you" (sometimes in the form of a threat) usually to a short-term partner.

"He didn't even realize what he'd done wrong so I told him 'I'm out' and wished him well."

"If you don't stop sleeping around, I'm out!"

by TeaInTheMoment July 15, 2016

day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.

I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.

by TeaInTheMoment June 02, 2018