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HAndroid

A small, rectangular mobile device operated using the human hand used before humanoid robots were available commercially.
Too bad you still have to use a HAndroid and can't afford your own AI Personal Assistant Bot.
by TeaInTheMoment December 20, 2017
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Netflixated

A condition in which the afflicted person doesn't watch any programming that isn't on the video-on-demand service Netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.

This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
Alex is Netflixated; if it's not on Netflix, Alex won't watch it so don't even bother suggesting it!

Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?

I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!

Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.

Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.
by TeaInTheMoment February 24, 2018
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narcolapsy

When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.

A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)
Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?
by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019
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cutest little Buddhist

A term of endearment for people and/or animals while they're in a calm state-of-mind.
Cat: Meow, purr.....
Cat Owner: Awww, you're the cutest little Buddhist.
by TeaInTheMoment August 19, 2021
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I'm out

Used to convey "It's over between us" or "I'm officially breaking up with you" (sometimes in the form of a threat) usually to a short-term partner.
"He didn't even realize what he'd done wrong so I told him 'I'm out' and wished him well."

"If you don't stop sleeping around, I'm out!"
by TeaInTheMoment July 15, 2016
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day bathing

The act of taking a bath during daylight hours.
I called around 4 PM to see if she wanted to hang out after work and she was day bathing! What a diva!

The only reason I was day bathing was because my muscles were sore from yesterday's workout.
by TeaInTheMoment June 2, 2018
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Let's do this like Buddhists

A phrase used to indicate one is ready, willing, and able to do something in a peaceful, zen-like manner.
Sharla: Are you ready to leave for the store?
Peter: Let's do this like Buddhists.
by TeaInTheMoment January 18, 2021
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