Intense sport with extremely hot athletes... also the basis of a lot of sexually oriented jokes. Involves a lot of time and travelling but is well worth the effort because of all the crazy-ass people you meet. :o
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Tennis Player:
10- They're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.
9- They can do it with two people or four.
8- They have good hands.
7- They grunt when the action heats up.
6- They know how to make a racket.
5- They can hit it from all angles.
4- They got the endurace to last 3 hours - straight!
3- They're good with their balls.
2- They know just what to do with their stick.
1- Even when they aren't scoring, they're in love.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
10- They're always looking for a good opportunity to come up.
9- They can do it with two people or four.
8- They have good hands.
7- They grunt when the action heats up.
6- They know how to make a racket.
5- They can hit it from all angles.
4- They got the endurace to last 3 hours - straight!
3- They're good with their balls.
2- They know just what to do with their stick.
1- Even when they aren't scoring, they're in love.
SEE WHAT I MEAN?
by theonetheONLYY October 2, 2005
A great sport where its only u and your opponent, no team members(unless your playing doubles). It is sometimes misunderstood as a pussy sport, but those people dont know how difficult it is to perfect your game.(the people who sed it is a pussy game is a pussy)
by GD_ace93 May 8, 2005
An awsome athletic sport, played by two or four people, the object being to hit a ball, with a raquet, over a net and into the opponent's side of the court. Courts can be made of anything, but are usually classefied as hard, grass, or clay.
The US Open, which is a two week long tennis tournament, is the world's largest sporting event, in terms of attendence.
by disco stu September 24, 2003
The sport that takes the most athletic ability. Some matches can last for 4 hours, and the players don't get to sit out for like all those prissy little "athletes" in the NBA.
by Henin-Houdini December 23, 2003
one of the few monotonous activities in which you gain immense pleasure. the need to get out and play is unsurpassed by all.
by tennis4life June 28, 2004
Great sport which involves wimbledon,us open, french open and australian open. The sport is full of great history.Tim henman plays this sport and he will never win wimbledon.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
One of the greatest sports you will ever find. Lots of people think that tennis is a "pussy" sport. Well listen to this. How many "pussys" do you think can play 3-5 hours with only 5 min. breaks after every two games (When even the games can go quite long themselves)
by Alan D. C October 24, 2007