Cactiuses

A large amout of different types of cacti.

"In the Sahara Desert, I saw thirteen different types of cacti all clustered together. A group of cactiuses."

Cactiuses by Audrey Gold May 30, 2009

cactisexual 

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).

John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual

cactisexual by yungpressure June 16, 2018

cactused 

To be completely sauced out of your mind.

Jayman was cactused last night. He had 6 buds and 11 twees.

" he pissed his pants"- Micheal Morris

cactused by Lostinthesaucemyguy December 6, 2016

Cactuses 

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.

Please go and stroke my cactuses for me

Cactuses by Joniquai January 5, 2004

cactusus

a sus cactus often used by people name urra or olin

its also an way to eat by blending your food and smeering it on a cactus and tasting it

can also be used as an insult

stfu u cactusus or fish cactusus are sooo good

cactusus by anonymous June 6, 2022

Cactussed 

The act of being cut, scraped, stabbed, or injured in any other manner by a cactus or a related species.

Don't run through the desert without shoes or you might get cactussed.

Cactussed by ehbaseball October 18, 2010

Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.

I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.

Cactipuss by The Fish. October 19, 2009