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Cactipuss
Cactipuss by Double-O-Ben December 19, 2014
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Cactipuss • Cactipussy • Cactipus • cactapuss • Cactopussy • Cactapussy • Cactupussy • Cactapus • cactopus • Cactussy
cactipuss
A woman's vagina after not having been shaved for a short period of time. Essentially, a vaginal five o'clock shadow.
Cactapus
A Plymouth based band who play mainly covers in local venues, four members, and a damn good website.
Cactapus by Not a member of the band. October 12, 2008
Cactupus
Cactupus is a word, it means both everything and nothing and can be used in any context.
It also sounds like it should be a word, but isn't.
The english language does not have a word that means nothing and everything. To be honest i think this is a disgrace.
It also sounds like it should be a word, but isn't.
The english language does not have a word that means nothing and everything. To be honest i think this is a disgrace.
Dude, I love your cactupus
Thats a beautiful cactupus
Touch my cactupus
Feel my cactupus
Put that cactupus away
Don't put that cactupus in your pocket, It'll eat away at the lining like an agitated flan
Dunk my cactupus
Cactupus that bitch
What kind of cactupus are you!?!
I think ive got a cactupus wedged in my ass
Cactupus sucks
Cactupus sucks your mum
Cactupus sucks your dad
Cactupus sucks everyone
Everyone sucks cactupus
Everyone is getting bored of the sucks analogy... cactupus
That cactupus just exploded!!
That cactupus just imploded!?!
What the hell is a cactupus?
Are you a cactupus?
Is he a cactupus?
Is that a cactupus?
Could you tell your cactupus to stop humping my leg?
Thats a beautiful cactupus
Touch my cactupus
Feel my cactupus
Put that cactupus away
Don't put that cactupus in your pocket, It'll eat away at the lining like an agitated flan
Dunk my cactupus
Cactupus that bitch
What kind of cactupus are you!?!
I think ive got a cactupus wedged in my ass
Cactupus sucks
Cactupus sucks your mum
Cactupus sucks your dad
Cactupus sucks everyone
Everyone sucks cactupus
Everyone is getting bored of the sucks analogy... cactupus
That cactupus just exploded!!
That cactupus just imploded!?!
What the hell is a cactupus?
Are you a cactupus?
Is he a cactupus?
Is that a cactupus?
Could you tell your cactupus to stop humping my leg?
Cactupus by The man with the erection May 11, 2009
Cactapuss
When a girl's pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, coarse and prickly, like a cactus.
During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
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