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cactisexual 

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).
John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual
cactisexual by yungpressure June 16, 2018
The name of a mans ass when he is inbetween shaving and his ass is prickly hence cact-like.
"So how hairy is he?"

"Lets just say if he stopped shaving he'd have a cactass"

:O
Cactass by Sotamaster November 23, 2010

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus 

Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.
"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."

Cactussed 

The act of being cut, scraped, stabbed, or injured in any other manner by a cactus or a related species.
Don't run through the desert without shoes or you might get cactussed.
Cactussed by ehbaseball October 18, 2010

CatisSavage 

A type of furry that pretends they aren’t. A CatisSavage has to be a male, females can’t be a CatisSavage. He usually rejects the fact he’s a furry, but still says he is if he’s under too much pressure. CatisSavages usually live in California but some may appear in Canada or Mexico. CatisSavages are pansexual meaning they’re mostly into someone’s personality. If you wanna be with a CatisSavage, you have to be somewhat sexual and have a weird quirky humour.
He is such a CatisSavage!
CatisSavage by korafright April 16, 2020

Cactisci 

Hey I really want to buy some cactisci.
Cactisci by Rick Rod July 20, 2018