Cactuse

When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.

This exam is going to be so hard, I really need to cactuse!

by bsang December 13, 2010

cactused

To be completely sauced out of your mind.

Jayman was cactused last night. He had 6 buds and 11 twees.

" he pissed his pants"- Micheal Morris

by Lostinthesaucemyguy December 06, 2016

cactusing

A type of prank calling which originated within a small communtity of phreakers called the Phone Losers Of America. The point is to tie the word "cactus" into the prank call as many times as possible without sounding like a prank call.

Murd0c is planning on cactusing this catholic suicide hotline later.

by Sparx March 19, 2005

Cactuses

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.

Please go and stroke my cactuses for me

by Joniquai January 05, 2004

Cactusing

The action of holding both arms out in upside down 90 degree angles (like a cactus with upside down arms 🌵) during an awkward or uncomfortable situation when you don’t know how else to respond. Usually paired with an uncomfortable smile 🙃.

This is especially used by socially awkward people. Also known as: the awkward cactus

Person: 🌵🙃
Friend: Are you cactusing?!

by daisynicolexo December 06, 2020

Cactusism

Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.

I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.

by Dyl45 October 21, 2017

cactusing

going out to The Neon Cactus at Purdue University, its a Thursday must-do for 21 year olds

Hey, are you cactusing tonight?

by Karen Booker May 05, 2012