cactused

To be completely sauced out of your mind.

Jayman was cactused last night. He had 6 buds and 11 twees.

" he pissed his pants"- Micheal Morris

by Lostinthesaucemyguy December 6, 2016

Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.

Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

cactusodomy

the act of sodomizing someone with a cactus.

Person 1: "That was horribly disgusting!"
Person 2: "No, that was cactusodomy

by The Muffin Man 69 April 17, 2009

cactusdogs

best person in the whole wide world would date

"yo are you friends with cactusdogs??"
"hah yea you fucking emo"

by hiyoris runa April 27, 2021

Cactuses

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.

Please go and stroke my cactuses for me

by Joniquai January 5, 2004

Cactussed

The act of being cut, scraped, stabbed, or injured in any other manner by a cactus or a related species.

Don't run through the desert without shoes or you might get cactussed.

by ehbaseball October 18, 2010

Cactuse

When someone must buckle down and do work before large exams, essays, or tests you would cactuse oneself. It is the imaginary act of shoving an unlubricated cactus up your ass hole.

This exam is going to be so hard, I really need to cactuse!

by bsang December 13, 2010