cactisexual

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).
John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual
by yungpressure June 16, 2018
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schejewel

The incorrect pronunciation of schedule by a person of authority. (noun)
sche - jewel
Tim: When do we change classes?
Ms. Frank: I'll give you the schejewel, Tim. We have advisory today.
Tim: Its scheDULE, Ms. Frank!
by yungpressure January 03, 2019
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Dershlit

A word that can be substituted for damn it.

Mainly used when swearing isn't allowed.

Pronunciation: /dersh - lit/
Jimmy: Dershlit!
Stacey: What's wrong Jimmy?
Jimmy: I stepped on a friggin lego!
by yungpressure July 11, 2018
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