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β€œleah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard”
by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Travis said β€œcacti not no iced tea” but it is in fact iced tea
by Travis Scott undercover March 21, 2021
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Idiotic snobby way that annoying pricks pronounce multiple cactus plants.
"I love cacti."
"It's not pronounced cacti you uneducated fuck."
by Word Criticiser March 02, 2016
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Cactus or cacti are plants typically found in hot countries are varied sized plants that are sharp and poisonous. People with cacti or a cacti obsessions are typically labelled as gay
You have a nice cacti collection are you gay ?
by Justfacts69 May 06, 2021
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When you see sam and then say yeh
Sam looked like a child and I cactised everywhere
by Pp_guy July 21, 2021
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