cacti 

a fucking spikey little bastard

“leah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard”

cacti by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

Cacti 

Iced tea

Travis said “cacti not no iced tea” but it is in fact iced tea

Cacti by Travis Scott undercover March 21, 2021

cacti 

Idiotic snobby way that annoying pricks pronounce multiple cactus plants.

"I love cacti."
"It's not pronounced cacti you uneducated fuck."

cacti by Word Criticiser August 17, 2016

Cacti 

Cactus or cacti are plants typically found in hot countries are varied sized plants that are sharp and poisonous. People with cacti or a cacti obsessions are typically labelled as gay

You have a nice cacti collection are you gay ?

Cacti by Justfacts69 May 6, 2021

Cacti 

An informal and archaic way of saying ‘cactuses’ Used by dumbasses trying to be smart-asses around the world.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses the other day.”
Person 2 “It’s actually cacti not cactuses.”

Cacti by Thomasdude May 21, 2022

cacti fetish 

1) When one worships cacti because they feel it has magical powers or is to be consider inhabited by a spirit.

2) When one has a sexual desire on an abnormal degree with one or more cacti

1) Jacob has begun to to chant satanic chants towards his cactus due to his cacti fetish

2) Bob's cacti fetish led him to the hospital because of internal bleeding within his intestines, caused by an attempt to gain pleasure from a cactus by inserting it in his anus.

cacti fetish by Dimitri Bogenscar December 25, 2015

cacti-sac 

When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a cactus plant.

Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. Now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.

cacti-sac by Efree September 21, 2008