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cacti

“leah’s cacti is called peter, he’s a fucking spikey little bastard
by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019
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Travis said “cacti not no iced teabut it is in fact iced tea
by Travis Scott undercover March 21, 2021
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cacti

Idiotic snobby way that annoying pricks pronounce multiple cactus plants.
"I love cacti."
"It's not pronounced cacti you uneducated fuck."
by Word Criticiser August 17, 2016
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Cacti

Cactus or cacti are plants typically found in hot countries are varied sized plants that are sharp and poisonous. People with cacti or a cacti obsessions are typically labelled as gay
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Cacti

An informal and archaic way of saying ‘cactuses’ Used by dumbasses trying to be smart-asses around the world.
Person 1: “I saw many cactuses the other day.”
Person 2 “It’s actually cacti not cactuses.”
by Thomasdude May 21, 2022
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cacti fetish

1) When one worships cacti because they feel it has magical powers or is to be consider inhabited by a spirit.

2) When one has a sexual desire on an abnormal degree with one or more cacti
1) Jacob has begun to to chant satanic chants towards his cactus due to his cacti fetish

2) Bob's cacti fetish led him to the hospital because of internal bleeding within his intestines, caused by an attempt to gain pleasure from a cactus by inserting it in his anus.
by Dimitri Bogenscar December 25, 2015
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cacti-sac

When a guy who regurally shaves his balls stops. The hairs start growing back and his balls look like a cactus plant.
Brian has a bad case of cacti-sac, he hasn't shaved his balls for a week. Now I look like I fell and scraped my chin.
by Efree September 21, 2008
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