cactus

A green plant that is shy. If you attemp to hug it you'll have tons of needles in you, they're extremely dangerous and overprotective of their water.

That cactus shanked me

by SUMFURRYTHING June 26, 2016

cactus

dead, not functioning

"this bloody washing machine is cactus"

by aenema August 16, 2003

cactus

the most fucking amazing plant ever

I'm a cactus

by teresa t-bag April 10, 2009

cactus

A phylum of plants that has evolved to live in arid conditions.

Pl:Cactii

If you're lost in a desert with nothing to drink, there can be up to a pint of water inside a cactus.

by robcraine December 28, 2005

cactus

a vagina covered in stubble

My penis got tore up by that catus last night

by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003

cactus

has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus

omg look at her legs, shes a cactus

by janooooooooo August 21, 2013

cactus

Peyote, San Pedro, or other Mescaline-containing psychoactive cacti.

"I have some cactus. Let's trip"

by junkyman420 March 13, 2004