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cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism.
Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend is raising awareness about endangered parasites at the Third Bi-annual Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Dude 2: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.
cactivist by blakesflakes February 15, 2009

cactivist 

A person who engages in bullshit (cac) activism or who supports ridiculous, useless, or nonsensical causes.
Joe: My girlfriend just got back from the Third International Save the Tanzanian Tapeworm Conference.

Tom: Dude, your girlfriend is a total cactivist.
cactivist by blakesflakes March 27, 2009

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus 

Idiots (usually named something gay like 'Dylan') who type random continuences of letters in an effort to get themselves into something as lame as an Urban Dictionary in a cheap, transparent and poorly worded attempt to snag even a few seconds of the 15 minutes of fame to which they feel deserving.
"Can you believe someone made up the phrase 'Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus'? What a useless twat."

Cactusism 

Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.
I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.
Cactusism by Dyl45 October 21, 2017
It’s like a cat and a cactus
Wow man that’s a cactiss
Cactiss by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019

Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus 

The belief that throwning any spicies of cacti at the sun will destroy all electronic masturbatory devices.
Courtney, who was sexually frustrated with her oversized labia along with massive amounts of peyote consumed, began in a anti-masterbation cacti throwing frenzy known as Cactiside Omitizomachromiticolus.