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Cactipussy

A vagina with some stubble
That bitch wasn’t prepared to fuck. She had cactipussy.
by VacuumMonster November 11, 2019
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catapussy

wow that's a good catapussy. Catapussy is a catapult located in the vagina. Catapussy= hardcore queefing
wow syndey some catapussy ya got there
by pussy lyn January 21, 2017
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Cactapuss

When a girl's pubic region is between groomings (i.e. shaving/waxing) and the hair begins to grow back, it is typically short, coarse and prickly, like a cactus.

During that phase, she can be said to have a "cactapuss", also can be referred to as a 'cactapussy'.
"I need to make a waxing appointment to take care of this cactupuss"

"I can't fool around with Tom tonight, I gots a bad case o' cactapussy"

"Cletus, get your bitch ass over here and water my cactapuss"
by Ti-Hans March 31, 2009
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The Human Centipussy

When 3 or more women are simultaneously giving each other head. The connection of the participants by vag/mouth-vag/mouth and vag/mouth creates the general outline of of the Human Centipede.
I hope my night ends watching The Human Centipussy on the internet.
Last night I paid these skank hoes to do The Human Centipussy in my hotel room.
by onebigboss November 11, 2012
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Cactipus

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.
JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.
by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009
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Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.
I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.
by The Fish. October 19, 2009
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Cactapussy

When a girls pubic hair is as prickly as the thorns in a cactus.
Yo bro. I went down on this girl last night and she had hella Cactapussy.
by Dabbin on Em July 19, 2016
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