cactusus

a sus cactus often used by people name urra or olin

its also an way to eat by blending your food and smeering it on a cactus and tasting it

can also be used as an insult

stfu u cactusus or fish cactusus are sooo good

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Cactupus

Cactupus is a word, it means both everything and nothing and can be used in any context.

It also sounds like it should be a word, but isn't.

The english language does not have a word that means nothing and everything. To be honest i think this is a disgrace.

Dude, I love your cactupus
Thats a beautiful cactupus
Touch my cactupus
Feel my cactupus
Put that cactupus away
Don't put that cactupus in your pocket, It'll eat away at the lining like an agitated flan
Dunk my cactupus
Cactupus that bitch
What kind of cactupus are you!?!
I think ive got a cactupus wedged in my ass
Cactupus sucks
Cactupus sucks your mum
Cactupus sucks your dad
Cactupus sucks everyone
Everyone sucks cactupus
Everyone is getting bored of the sucks analogy... cactupus
That cactupus just exploded!!
That cactupus just imploded!?!
What the hell is a cactupus?
Are you a cactupus?
Is he a cactupus?
Is that a cactupus?
Could you tell your cactupus to stop humping my leg?

by The man with the erection May 11, 2009

Cactuses

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.

Please go and stroke my cactuses for me

by Joniquai January 5, 2004

Cactussed

The act of being cut, scraped, stabbed, or injured in any other manner by a cactus or a related species.

Don't run through the desert without shoes or you might get cactussed.

by ehbaseball October 18, 2010

Cactusism

Cactusism is a religous belief in which there is no God. The symbol cactusists worship is the fine multi-cellulared organism that grows in hot climates, cacti.

I believe Cactusism has brought me to the light in my life.

by Dyl45 October 21, 2017

Cactussy

The region around a woman's vagina a few days after she shaved the region. Named due to it's similar feel to a cactus.

"Bro I think that girl's cactussy irritated my skin, I have a rash downstairs"

by loventhn January 5, 2022

Cacusus

A group of groovy cactus🌵

There’s some pointy cacusus

by Lemon this man June 2, 2018