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cactusodomy 

the act of sodomizing someone with a cactus.
Person 1: "That was horribly disgusting!"
Person 2: "No, that was cactusodomy
cactusodomy by The Muffin Man 69 April 17, 2009

cactused 

To be completely sauced out of your mind.
Jayman was cactused last night. He had 6 buds and 11 twees.

" he pissed his pants"- Micheal Morris
cactused by Lostinthesaucemyguy December 6, 2016

Cactuses 

The correct way to addess two or more cactus plants. Addressing them as cacti is no longer acceptable as upon hearing this the cactuses feel unloved; cactuses like to be treated as individuals.
Please go and stroke my cactuses for me
Cactuses by Joniquai January 5, 2004

Cactussy 

The region around a woman's vagina a few days after she shaved the region. Named due to it's similar feel to a cactus.
"Bro I think that girl's cactussy irritated my skin, I have a rash downstairs"
Cactussy by loventhn January 5, 2022

Reverse Cactused 

The act of taking a little prick out of you.
Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.
Reverse Cactused by dil3mma August 26, 2014

cactusscharli 

a charli fanpage!with 22k+ followers.they use video star paid and edit and post daily!
hey!cactusscharli is so nice!and talented!!
cactusscharli by okyeah November 27, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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