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Oops COVID-it again 

What Britney Spears would say if she gets re-infected with COVID-19.
Did you know you could get infected a second time with COVID-19?
Umm, yeah: oops COVID-it again!

Baby it’s COVID Outside 

1) A song about COVID sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”.

Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.
Trump Supportor: Open it up, I ain’t wearin no stinkin mask.

Normal Folk: Baby it’s COVID outside.

it’s the COVID! 

The standard, go-to reason for things not getting done.
Well I was going to get you a birthday card and a nice present and make you a nice dinner and everything, but you know... it’s the COVID!

Was it caused by COVID-19? 

The question asked, whether or not aloud, when a death is announced these days, as if few people died in the community or country in pre-pandemic days.
If the answer to “Was it caused by COVID-19?” is rumored or suspected to be positive, fewer relatives and friends are prone to attending a funeral wake.

it's giving covid 

when something or someone doing something resembles a trend from 2020/2021. oftentimes something cringe or outdated.
person A is watching sofia the first while drinking whipped (dalgona) coffee.
person B: you still make that drink?
person A: yeah it's good.
person B: it's giving covid.
it's giving covid by len_ny December 23, 2023

covid mask itch 

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.
Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.
covid mask itch by jimmybomm August 9, 2020