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1. The most beautiful gift anyone can ever have. A result of love, and giving love to one another.

2. An accident
1. What a beautiful baby we have brought into this world!

2. Oh god please don't tell me it's true that you are having a baby, I was drunk, I don't even remember any of it!
by Palermo180 June 12, 2012
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A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
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A person you love a lot and want to call them a cute name. As in the word ' baby '
Baby you mean the world to me and nothing can change that, not even my family.
by Brittany January 28, 2004
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1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.

2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.

3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.
1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over.

2. Oh baby! Yes!

3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby?
by Al October 12, 2003
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what Ashanti says like 500 times in all of her songs
complete lyrics to ashanti's songs

baby baby baby baby baby baby ur so fine baby baby baby baby baby I wanna get wit u baby baby baby baby baby...damn no wonder Ja rule is with her. He cant find no one better!
by bojzzle March 02, 2005
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The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like
Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control
by RatchetBoo June 08, 2003
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