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using autism as an insult
well fuck you if you do this. don't. don't say something is 'autistic' if you think its weird, don't call someone autistic if they're not, don't say 'autism' with no context as if it's a joke- it's not. seriously, fuck you if you do this. stop it, get some help, anyone with any type of autism is better than you.
Person 1: "hey did you hear insert dickhead's name using autism as an insult?"
Person 2: "yeah, let's go beat them up and call them neurotypical."
Person 2: "yeah, let's go beat them up and call them neurotypical."
using autism as an insult by ADHD killjoy December 6, 2019
Using Cheat Codes
Using Cheat Codes by Hacking_The_Mainframe April 30, 2009
using your resources
When you look at your past schoolwork/use Google to help you on a test or anything to do with school. It's not cheating.
Person 1: Why are you looking up the answers? That's cheating!
Person 2: I'm just using my resources!
Person 1: Oh, you're right!
Person 2: You should be using your resources too.
Person 2: I'm just using my resources!
Person 1: Oh, you're right!
Person 2: You should be using your resources too.
using your resources by maddytheweirdo April 23, 2020
Using an Umbrella
1) A smart thing to do.
2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.
1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."
2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."
2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*
Using an Umbrella by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009
using autism as an insult
Autism has levels and using autism as an insult is actually not offensive but idiotic as fuck because there's levels of severity of autism. People with level 1 autism are actually usually smarter then people without it.
using autism as an insult by Your Gays July 9, 2020
using mexican as an insult
Well freak you if you do this. don't say something is 'mexican' if you think it's bad, don't call someone mexican if they're not, don't say 'mexican' with no context as if it's a joke. it's not. seriously, freak you if you do this. stop it, meet some mexican people and know mexican things.
Person 1: "hey did you hear insert jerk's name using mexican as an insult?"
Person 2: "yeah, let's kidnap him/her, torture them and later call them as commie"
Person 2: "yeah, let's kidnap him/her, torture them and later call them as commie"
using mexican as an insult by yugoslaviamaster65 June 17, 2020
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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