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Hellection

One candidate in the Hellection won't even agree to abide by the results, but threatens instead to keep everyone in suspense, while flaming out in yet another Trumper Tantrum.
by NeologianPJG October 20, 2016
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Merry Forcemas

The December Holiday Greeting when Star Wars is the only thing anyone can think or talk about, since no one says "May the Force Be With You" any more.
I was annoyed when the cashier wished me a Merry Christmas, when all I was buying were Star Wars toys, so I corrected him, "Merry Forcemas to you."
by NeologianPJG April 2, 2016
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Grand Dopening

The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.
We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019
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treasonable

When the act of treason becomes one's ordinary everyday humdrum, so that it seems just downright reasonable.
They wanted to 'lock her up' so bad that Trumpadict Donald} getting the traitor tots involved in colluding with the Russians to interfere in the election just felt treasonable.
by NeologianPJG April 19, 2019
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Soap and Estrange

The slogan to beat the Coronavirus /COVID-19 Pandemic.

"Soap" is a reminder to wash your hands and sanitize everything!
"Estrange" is a reminder to keep social distancing and stay at home where you can wear your Covid Mullet!
To stay safe in the pandemic, never forget "Soap and Estrange!"

Stop all your insane antisocial nearing and rely on Soap and Estrange.

In 2008 the US voted for Hope and Change-- In 2020 we have to vote for Soap and Estrange.
by NeologianPJG April 8, 2020
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holy spirits

Any strong spirit or liquor like whiskey, rum, brandy, or gin that is the answer to a prayer.
After the horrible day I had I sure needed the intervention of holy spirits!

I'm not picky... I'll take any holy spirits you have on hand: scotch, bourbon-- anything.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020
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alcoholy trinity

1. In a pandemic the 3 wholly necessary alcohols are hand-sanitizer, alcohol-wipes, and a good stiff drink.

2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.

3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits
Stay safe from the Coronavirus by remembering soap and estrange, no antisocial nearing, keeping social distance, and relying on the alcoholy trinity to make it through your day.

We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.

Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020
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