NeologianPJG's definitions
When you drive 10 hours to see the total eclipse in the so-called path of totality, but all you see is thunder clouds and pouring rain, standing in a Missouri field.
by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017

The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019

Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.
FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024

Red Don is an update of the 1984 movie, Red Dawn.
Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.
Russia finds a #sad, weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to collude with, invests in social media bots and social media fake news, and hacks the political parties in the United States. In 2016 Russia installs Putin's Puppet. His name? Red Don.
Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.
Russia finds a #sad, weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to collude with, invests in social media bots and social media fake news, and hacks the political parties in the United States. In 2016 Russia installs Putin's Puppet. His name? Red Don.
by NeologianPJG February 2, 2018

FascistAss:
The politically correct, more acceptable, and refined term for the vulgar, common, "FascistAss."
The politically correct, more acceptable, and refined term for the vulgar, common, "FascistAss."
by NeologianPJG June 16, 2018

The Political Party of the very few wealthiest people who are committed to forcing pregnancies to birth, empowering abusers, degrading women, dehumanizing LGBTQ+ people, dehumanizing and deporting human beings without proper immigration documentation, ignoring science, detesting education, valorizing violence, terrorizing racial, ethnic, sexual, and religious minorities of every kind.
GOP - Gilead Oligarch Plutocracy wants to remake the United States of America in the image of Gilead, the country that replaces the United States in Margaret Atwood's book, The Handmaid's Tale. And the GOP - Gilead Oligarch Plutocracy's detailed plan to achieve this theocracy is called Project 2025, which is funded by oligarchs, the tiny group of the most elite, wealthiest people who have ever lived.
by NeologianPJG February 2, 2025

The opposite of social distancing.
In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.
The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
by NeologianPJG March 12, 2020
