Covidite

A person who lives their life in a pathological fear of a germ that won't affect them.

"The Covidite refused to use his brain in dealing with a germ, and was so stupid as to drive alone in his car wearing a mask, as though that would keep him from giving himself the germ."

by TheExtremelyGiftedOne November 8, 2020

Covidite

A person that deliberately spreads coronavirus (COVID-19) or willfully ignores the safety protocols such as social distancing.

The Covidite purposefully coughed and the apples in the produce section of the grocery store.

by socialdistancing2020 March 20, 2020

Covidteria

A colloquialism referring to anywhere you would be highly likely to find and then become infected with Covid-19.

That friendly looking place is a veritable Covidteria of deadly illness!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2020

Covidience

(Noun) The act in which an entity, particularly a place of business, uses Covid-19 to get out of something that they didn’t particularly want to do in the first place.

Although the Michigan governor declared that public swimming pools could re-open on June 9th, our apartment complex pool is closed, citing Covid-19 as the reason. There is no profit for them; the covidience is evident here.

by MrsSpecter June 30, 2020

Covidise

to spread the Covid-19, to infect others with the coronavirus

Beware of those trying to covidise the society.

by birbaljha May 1, 2020

Covidie

The act of dying because of the COVID-19 virus.

My granny covidead last week.

I can barely breath, I think I'm going to covidie.

I like the smell of covidead no-vax in the morning.

by pineroleso March 24, 2021

Chronic Coviditis

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.

“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022