COVIDBATION

1) Masterbation due to COVID-19 and social distancing.

I can’t get any from my girl cause her ma is social distancing her. I’ll just resort to COVIDBATION.

by Burgy9999 April 14, 2020

Baby it’s COVID Outside

1) A song about COVID sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”.

Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.

Trump Supportor: Open it up, I ain’t wearin no stinkin mask.

Normal Folk: Baby it’s COVID outside.

by Burgy9999 April 19, 2020

Vitamin DD

The necessary element you get when you motor boat your girl friend with a nice big breasts.

The doctor suggested I get out more for vitamins. I hooked up with her for some Double DD action.

What a great way to get some Vitamin DD

by Burgy9999 February 20, 2022