jimmybomm's definitions

covid ear

The annoying ache behind the ear caused by a mask band. This is in the wake of the covid 19 virus caused by idiots in china.

Thanks china now I have covid ear.

by jimmybomm July 31, 2020

droopy sack

When a guys ball sack hangs down to his knees. If he's not careful its possible to sit on them.

I have been sitting on my droopy sack so many years it doesn't even hurt anymore.

by jimmybomm July 26, 2020

tipsy mcstagger

This is the person at the party that is so drunk they can't stand up for long without falling over.

Guy 1: Check out tipsy mcstagger over there acting the fool. Guy 2: I see him. Hope he doesn't come over here. Guy 1: Me too. I think he went to Swigmore U.

by jimmybomm May 6, 2021

vaginal vault

Another name for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: I'm going out with stacy tonight and gonna get some play. Guy 2: Man I hear she has a gaping vaginal vault and there may be a bowling ball in there. Guy 1: Oh great. I'm not taking her bowling.

by jimmybomm September 24, 2020

I'm all done

Children new to going poop on the toilet usually say this. Its usually followed up by "come and wipe me" until their taught how to wipe themselves.

little joey: I'm all done, come and wipe me. mom: Okay I'm coming.

by jimmybomm June 27, 2020

fecal ring

The ring left behind either on a finger or at the base of a penis from anal fucking.

After all that anal sex, I had to go wash off the fecal ring left behind. It's cool though. I'm not complaining.

by jimmybomm June 22, 2020

Swigmore U

Swigmore U is a made up name of a university for students that only go to college just to drink and get fucked up. All they want to do is party.

Those drunk college students over there are from Swigmore U. I'll be going there next year.

by jimmybomm May 6, 2021