cap me off

guy 1: Hey man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. She's so fine. guy 1: I'm gonna get her to cap me off later. guy 2: Good luck bro.
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
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forced immunization

This is when a company forces its employees to get a immunization or be fired. In 2021 during the covid 19 pandemic a hospital in Texas named Houston Methodist forced all its employees to get the covid vaccine. Some didn't want it so instead of having those employees wear a N95 mask during their shift they fired them.
Shame on Houston Methodist management for their forced immunization of the covid heroes who selflessly put their lives at risk taking care of all the covid patients. Everyone should have the right to refuse to put something into their bodies they don't want. Remember the saying, karma's a bitch!
by jimmybomm June 23, 2021
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now open

The sign put on businesses that reopened after they had to shut down due to the covid 19 pandemic caused by the Chinese.
Thanks to the selfish Chinese Communist Party for allowing the virus to spread all over the world causing thousands of businesses to close. Fortunately some were able to survive and are now open again.
by jimmybomm November 02, 2020
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torch one

Guy 1: Hey man do you want to go torch one? Its monkey paw. Guy 2: Hell yes bro I haven't tasted that strain in years.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2021
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taco tosser

Licking pussy. If God did not want man to eat pussy then why did he make it look so much like a taco.
I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna be the biggest taco tosser in the club.
by jimmybomm July 26, 2020
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sphincter muscle

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.
Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.
by jimmybomm October 19, 2020
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covid mask itch

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.
Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.
by jimmybomm August 10, 2020
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