jimmybomm's definitions

now open

The sign put on businesses that reopened after they had to shut down due to the covid 19 pandemic caused by the Chinese.

Thanks to the selfish Chinese Communist Party for allowing the virus to spread all over the world causing thousands of businesses to close. Fortunately some were able to survive and are now open again.

by jimmybomm November 2, 2020

chronic flatulence

When someone farts all the time.

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

your a liar!

This is said by someone with trust issues. Even though your not lying your still branded a liar.

person 1: Where have you been? person 2: I was working late. person 1: Your a liar!

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 3, 2020

mental copulation

To get mind fucked. People love to do this to others because it makes them feel superior.

When I get yelled at and called names the mental copulation is too much for me to handle.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2020

forced sodomy

To force someone or something to get plugged in the ass. This may involve pinning down and forcibly taking.

GUY 1: Man look at that big guy that just got out of prison pushing others around. I bet he did a lot of forced sodomy when he was in the joint. GUY 2: Lets get out of here. I don't want to be on the receiving end of that.

by jimmybomm December 28, 2020

sphincter muscle

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.

Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.

by jimmybomm October 19, 2020