147 definitions by jimmybomm
by jimmybomm May 21, 2020
A EMS professional new to EMS. They have a belt that has a few pagers, cell phone, flashlight, radio, scissors, glove pouch and a bunch of other stuff on it they probably will never use. They think that everyone is dying when truly only about 10% of patients really need a ambulance. They run into a house without any equipment then just stand there without asking any questions.
Guy 1: Hey check out matt running up to that house. Guy 2: I see him, he just tripped and fell and the news camera was filming him. What a junior coder!!
by jimmybomm April 23, 2020
When a guy blows his load in someones mouth causing their cheeks to fill up and puff out. Looks like a chipmunk with it's cheeks filled with food.
Guy 1: Man tonight I'm gonna give one of those hot girl's at the bar chipmunk cheeks. Guy 2: Good luck bro!
by jimmybomm July 22, 2020
by jimmybomm October 26, 2020
Guy 1: Hey bro check out that hot chick over there. I'm gonna tap that tonight. Guy 2: You might want to pick someone else. I heard she has a soupy pussy and the last guy who banged her said it felt like putting his crank in a warm glass of water. Guy 1: Thanks man for the info.
by jimmybomm August 8, 2021
This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.
Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 5, 2021