jimmybomm's definitions

skeet slinger

To throw a hand full of cum at someone. Usually at someone you don't like.

The twins were so mad at ana pixy for using peoples last name on urban dictionary that they slung skeet at her and hit her in the face. To their surprise she liked it. They are skeet slingers.

by jimmybomm April 23, 2020

helmet washie

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.

Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

loafeoso

Another word for a loaf of poop.

Look at mike walking around with his pants sagging. He looks like he has a loafeoso in his pants.

by jimmybomm April 19, 2020

smell my fangers

This is a less offensive way of saying "smell my fingers". It's still offensive and if you are able to get someone to do it then that person is a fool. They may have been touching their butt crack doing a stink check.

Guy 1: Hey man smell my fangers. Guy 2: Man that's nasty.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 3, 2020

sphincter muscle

The muscle that holds your asshole shut. To call a person a sphincter muscle is very offensive. Your basically calling someone a asshole.

Man check out that woman over there yelling at those kids for fishing near her precious boat. She is a sphincter muscle and needs to stop talking shit.

by jimmybomm October 19, 2020