jimmybomm's definitions

shit smudge

A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.

That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.

by jimmybomm November 9, 2020

jettied

This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.

Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.

by jimmybomm November 12, 2020

shoo foot

The foot used to either shoo someone in the ass or to shoo a pet from trying to get out of the house when their not supposed to go outside.

Terry gave his brother the shoo foot when he didn't want to make some Kool-Aid. His brother ended up making it but what he put in the Kool-Aid Terry will never know.

by jimmybomm November 30, 2020

Because of covid

Because of covid the world has changed. Life as we knew it got more complicated. People lost their lives and some lost everything they worked so hard for.

Because of covid our loved ones had to pass away without family around them. Were not having family together during the holidays because of covid, What a mess no thanks to the selfish Chinese government for not telling the world right away and allowing it to spread.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

Life before covid

For some, life before covid was going good. Then the covid 19 virus overtook the world and everyone on the planet had their lives change. No sense in looking back we just have to look forward and work together to help others. There is no separate race, we're all part of "THE HUMAN RACE".

Life before covid is in the past. Lets all just love one another and make the future of world a better place to live. That's what God wants.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

shriveled up

When a man hears this the first thing he thinks of is what the cold does to his wanker. Women think its funny but men don't because that's not what his normal flaccid penis looks like.

Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020

covid excuse

The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.

Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.

by jimmybomm December 3, 2020