jimmybomm's definitions

fungu

Said by Italians its implied meaning is "fuck off".

That drunk loud mouth at the bar picking on the weaker people can fungu.

by jimmybomm August 8, 2020

Biden jab

The mandating of the covid 19 vaccination by the now president of the United States Joe Biden. He said he's lost patients with the American people.

Can you believe that people in the United States are loosing their jobs because they don't want the Biden jab. It doesn't matter to him that people have natural immunity, religious beliefs or a illness that their doctors tell them not to get the shot. History will show the blunders of Joe Biden and how he destroyed the U.S.A.

by jimmybomm November 14, 2021

goo towel

The towel used to wipe up after intercourse or masturbation.

mother: What the hell is this towel doing under Cody's bed and why is it all stuck together? father: Oh God its his goo towel don't touch it. mother: That's so nasty. father: We'll just throw it away.

by jimmybomm April 13, 2021

drunken jiberish

Sloppy drunk talk that only makes sense to a drunk person but not to a sober person.

The two brothers were really drunk and talking drunken jiberish. Nobody had any idea what they were saying or laughing about.

by jimmybomm July 14, 2022

jack kinoff

The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?

guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.

by jimmybomm May 31, 2020

peel a loaf

It means to take a shit.

guy 1: Man bro i've been eating a lot of cheese and im all stopped up. guy 2: You better take some laxatives and dash to the bathroom to peel a loaf. guy 1: Too late it just broke free in my pants.

by jimmybomm April 24, 2020

drunk noodle

This is when a guy is so drunk that his noodle isn't going to get hard. Don't keep trying because it isn't going to happen till the morning. It's not his fault its the alcohol.

girl 1: Did you and Joe have fun last night after the party? girl 2: No. He had a drunk noodle and after playing with it for 15 minutes it wasn't happening. The next morning we rocked each others world.

by jimmybomm July 13, 2020