jimmybomm's definitions

spill meister

The person that walks around a party spilling their drink everywhere. The person usually doesn't realize they are doing it because of intoxication.

guy 1: Man did you see jonas the spill meister over there. guy 2: I sure did. Now who's gonna clean that mess up. guy 1: Not me i didn't see anything.

by jimmybomm April 4, 2020

fecal helmet

The act of getting shit/feces on the end of a penis from anal sex.

I'm going to the bar tonight and I'm hoping to get fecal helmet after fucking some mud pussy.

by jimmybomm September 21, 2020

crank sucker

Someone who sucks cocks.

guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.

by jimmybomm June 12, 2020

chronic yeller

This is someone who is unhappy in their mind so they yell and complain about everything. They wants others to be unhappy because it makes them feel better in their negative world.

I got home from work and now I have to listen to a chronic yeller. I wish I never got home.

by jimmybomm June 13, 2020

cap me off

To get your cock sucked.

guy 1: Hey man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. She's so fine. guy 1: I'm gonna get her to cap me off later. guy 2: Good luck bro.

by jimmybomm May 30, 2020

suck my pud

Pud is a slang word for penis.

Man I'm gonna hit on those girls over there and maybe I can get one of them to suck my pud tonight.

by jimmybomm February 4, 2021

gum me bare

This is a porn movie in which a woman with no teeth sucks multiple cocks.

guy 1: Man did you see that porn" gum me bare"? guy 2: I sure did. I wish I was on the receiving end of that blowjob.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020