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skeet slinger

To throw a hand full of cum at someone. Usually at someone you don't like.
The twins were so mad at ana pixy for using peoples last name on urban dictionary that they slung skeet at her and hit her in the face. To their surprise she liked it. They are skeet slingers.
by jimmybomm April 23, 2020
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helmet washie

Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.
Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.
by jimmybomm October 8, 2020
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loafeoso

Look at mike walking around with his pants sagging. He looks like he has a loafeoso in his pants.
by jimmybomm April 19, 2020
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wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.
Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.
by jimmybomm July 11, 2021
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junior coder

A EMS professional new to EMS. They have a belt that has a few pagers, cell phone, flashlight, radio, scissors, glove pouch and a bunch of other stuff on it they probably will never use. They think that everyone is dying when truly only about 10% of patients really need a ambulance. They run into a house without any equipment then just stand there without asking any questions.
Guy 1: Hey check out matt running up to that house. Guy 2: I see him, he just tripped and fell and the news camera was filming him. What a junior coder!!
by jimmybomm April 22, 2020
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konga kongie

This was the name of a dildo in the 80's. It was about 8 inches long and as big around as a soup can.
guy 1: Man I worked my girlfriend over with the konga kongie last night. guy 2: Did she like it? guy 1: She sure did.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2020
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smell my fangers

This is a less offensive way of saying "smell my fingers". It's still offensive and if you are able to get someone to do it then that person is a fool. They may have been touching their butt crack doing a stink check.
Guy 1: Hey man smell my fangers. Guy 2: Man that's nasty.
by jimmybomm December 14, 2020
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