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A Box Of Assorted Creams

A vagina that has accepted many penises recently.
A Box Of Assorted Creams by scykon December 29, 2003
Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.
Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite
asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

box of assorted creams 

n. A slut. A ride that can easily be accessed using a token for the municipal cockwash.
Oh, she's quite the box of assorted creams.

A Box Of Assorted Creams

1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."

2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.

2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.

assorted 

Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)
The can says that these nuts are assorted, so I guess that means they are mixed!!
assorted by BuddyRoach May 23, 2006

Assorted Nuts 

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.
Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.