assmite 

Someone who loves to eat ass

Damn I was chowin down on this girls ass last night I'm a natural Assmite.

ass is to assmite
as
wood is to termite

assmite by Tony Sanchez October 3, 2005

assmite 

dumb ass

assmite by Anonymous April 17, 2003

asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

assmate

A homosexual lover. Also known as "butt buddy."

I heard rumors that Chuck skipped college today because he's gone off to the local bath house with his assmates.

assmate by Mark H July 15, 2004

Assmitten 

A derivative of Asshat. Where one has both hands up their ass instead of their head.

John: Why did you drop the hammer on my foot, you Assmitten.

Barry: I don't have hands up my ass!

Assmitten by Shambler August 26, 2004

assminer 

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

assminer by Sloan September 28, 2003

ass-mite 

An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.

Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.

ass-mite by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 22, 2006