assorted 

Typically used on packaged goods such as a can of nuts or package of safety pins explaining that they are classified into groups, when in reality, they really are just mixed.. So this word is misused alot on products.. We now lose the meaning to it entirely.. (technically, it means separated into classified groups/ but in slang, it means mixed)

The can says that these nuts are assorted, so I guess that means they are mixed!!

assorted by BuddyRoach May 23, 2006

Assorted Nuts 

Multiple men having sex with the same woman.

Many crazy people in one area. Come in all shapes and sizes.

Man, that woman is getting assorted nuts.

This place is full of assorted nuts.

Assorted Nuts by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

Assorted Jelly Beans 

The most kick ass band ever

Hey did you know AJB is on Tony Hawks Underground in game soundtrack?

Assorted Jelly Beans by dr_gonXXI October 3, 2004

assorted box of creams

A slut. Full of jizz.

"Last night I pulled a right asoorted box of creams, good shag tho"

assorted box of creams by Captain Nobwash January 13, 2003

Assorted Fuckstickery 

1) Any action or behavior that would cause the person doing so to be labled a "fuckstick."

2) Usually underhanded ways of screwing up a good time.

I knew it was going to be a long night when it was only 7 pm and Kevin was up to his assorted fuckstickery already.

It was beastiality and other assorted fuckstickery that always landed Charles in strange places.

Assorted Fuckstickery by Melvined March 26, 2010

assorted randoms 

a bunch of strange, random people that are all togather.

like max, joe, and other assorted randoms

assorted randoms by super_savvy_loves_cailou July 13, 2010

assorted meat 

different guy in every hole

i asked jenny if she wanted a sub........she said yes.....i want assorted........i said ok you like assorted meat...she said "ya....asian guy in one hole...black guy in another"

assorted meat by ryker501 August 15, 2011