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The best way to do a woman

Let's assnite your mom tonight!

assnite by The_assniter_ December 8, 2022

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asskite

Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.

Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite

asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

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assnime

An anime that is so bad, that it is literal ass.

Person 1: Man, Kenj no Mago is an awful anime.

Person 2: Anime? More like assnime.

assnime by Makushi May 2, 2019

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Assinite

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.

Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!

Assinite by Bamarama March 21, 2010

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assnine

A word used to describe anything that is stupid, inappropriate, lacking, or just not necessary. Also can describe someone who is full of themselves.

1. The sluggish way I was running today was assnine...

2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.

assnine by newguyontheblock October 9, 2008

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assnitz

adj.- an induvidual whose inane chatter is better suited for the rectum. pl- assni

Jason really needs to shut up. He is turning into an assnitz.

assnitz by Kaptn Eric of the Hobby Land May 19, 2005

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Ass’Nite

known as a person who plays on a daily basis on Fortnite and doesn’t achieve a win ever.

Little Norberto is a Ass’Niter due to his lack of skill on Fortnite.

Ass’Nite by The_Ultimate_Asian August 15, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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