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Let's assnite your mom tonight!
assnite by The_assniter_ December 8, 2022
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Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.
Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite
asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004
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An anime that is so bad, that it is literal ass.
Person 1: Man, Kenj no Mago is an awful anime.

Person 2: Anime? More like assnime.
assnime by Makushi May 2, 2019

Assinite 

the act of being an asshole, rude and or obnoxious.
Dude just cut me off in traffic! Assinite!
Assinite by Bamarama March 21, 2010
A word used to describe anything that is stupid, inappropriate, lacking, or just not necessary. Also can describe someone who is full of themselves.
1. The sluggish way I was running today was assnine...

2. I'm not going to say his name, but D is so assnine that its annoying.
assnine by newguyontheblock October 9, 2008
adj.- an induvidual whose inane chatter is better suited for the rectum. pl- assni
Jason really needs to shut up. He is turning into an assnitz.

Ass’Nite 

known as a person who plays on a daily basis on Fortnite and doesn’t achieve a win ever.
Little Norberto is a Ass’Niter due to his lack of skill on Fortnite.
Ass’Nite by The_Ultimate_Asian August 15, 2018
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