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A person who really sucks. A total jerk.
Wow man, you are indeed a assbite
assbite by dasmart one November 19, 2007
One who wins a verbal debate. One who uses words as his weapon or tool to win an argument.
I can never win a debate against Barry! He kicks my ass every time. What an Assbite!
Assbite by SweetSister June 1, 2007
A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.
assbite by EvilPanda December 19, 2003
one who bitres the anal parts
you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass
assbite by dranem March 4, 2005
Toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s butt instead of flushing down the toilet. It hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.
Look at that assclown flying a 6 foot long asskite
asskite by wicked clown March 18, 2004

assbitcher

ass + bitch or aidan murphy
you assbitcher
assbitcher by mboy321 April 28, 2016
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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